Poet Ted

Ted Cruz hinted at a naughty Limerick related to Joe Biden’s Thanksgiving plans.

Perhaps Poet Ted and I have more in common than I thought?

Nah.

Anywho – I’m coming up dry with my writing this morning, and this seemed too good to pass up.

There’s a guy in the Senate named Cruz
Whose goal seemed to be not to lose
So he traded his soul
For a big gaping hole
‘Nantucket’ reveals his true muse…